Murphy's Horse Laws

Hoof picks always run away from home.

Horses you hate cannot be sold, and will outlive you.

No one ever notices how you ride, until you fall off.

The least useful horse in the barn will eat the most, require shoes every 4 weeks, and need the vet at least once a month.

A horse's bad behavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching at the time.

There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.

If you walk within 50 feet of your barn door with clean clothes, you will get dirty.

The number of horses you own will increase to the number of available stalls in your barn.

Your barn will fall down without baling twine and duct tape.

Your favorite equipment will always get chewed on, and the equipment you hate will remain perfect forever.

Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped.

If you fall off, you will land (hard) on the site of your most recent injury